Dec 312012
 

Most of us toy with making New Year’s resolutions, many of us state them outright, but a scarce few of us actually succeed in our resolve. Maybe if we scaled down our lofty self-promises, we’d have some bragging rights by the end of the year.

The main trick is to be realistic about your resolutions. Truth, justice, and the American way are a never-ending battle for even Superman, so lower your sights.

And narrow your scope; a single resolution would be infinitely easier to accomplish than a litany of self-improvements. If you try to quit smoking, drinking, and overeating all at once, you’ll certainly fail – if you don’t kill yourself first! Pick one at a time. Make sure it sticks before you move on to the next hurdle.

Be patient. It’s a New Year’s resolution, after all, so give it up to a year to see it through. Pace yourself.

Once you choose a resolution, refine it by establishing goals. “Lose weight” is a lofty resolution, but “Lose one pound a week for 10 weeks” is a realistic goal.

We should keep the number of resolutions to a minimum. Use my chart below, adding possible resolutions to what’s already there. If you like, rearrange the column categories from Easy, Moderate and Difficult to something like Mind, Body and Spirit or Short-Term, Mid-Term and Long-Term.

Then choose only one from Column A, and/or one from Column B, and/or one from Column C. That should be manageable. Good luck!

Easy:

• Become better organized
• Become greener
• Create personal budget
• Develop hobby
• Learn something new
• Read more
• Talk less, listen more
• Watch less TV
• Write a daily diary
• Donate $10 a month to RoadKill Radio

Moderate:

• Donate to charity
• Eat better
• Exercise more
• Get a (better) job
• Help people
• Play more
• Save money
• Spend more time with family
• Travel more
• Donate $50 a month to RoadKill Radio

Difficult:

• Lose weight
• Move
• Quit drinking
• Quit smoking
• Reduce stress
• Reduce/eliminate debt
• Settle down
• Simplify life
• Work more
• Donate $100 a month to RoadKill Radio

As you might have guessed from my lists, my New Year’s Resolution is to get more people to support RoadKill Radio.

Happy New Year!


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Dec 262012
 

“Good evening. I am Stephen Hawking. Tonight I will explain my Theory of Relative TV. Queen Victoria’s husband, Prince Albert, was a visionary. He once commissioned a study to see if it was possible to transmit pictures and sound through the air to be seen at another location through a viewing box. He concluded that the technologies were not yet available to accomplish such a feat. However, the task had been set in motion, and some decades later television was invented. First it was Black and White TV, and then color TV. Today we have cathode ray TV, LCD TV, plasma TV, and projection TV. Ralph Kramden finally has his 3-D TV. But so much of today’s 3-D is artificial, similar to early colorization. It’s a neat trick, but imperfect. Sound quality has not advanced as rapidly as picture quality. Speakers are still small. Digitized sound, like MP3 compression, sucks the big one. But none of this really matters. Notice the immense popularity of such low quality video such as Skype, phone cameras, and amateur on line videos. High end TV is a sham, important only for social status, bragging rights, and corporate profit. TV quality has in fact exceeded its practical purposes. Unless the picture and sound are distractingly bad, they are quickly ignored, no longer noticed after the first few moments of appreciation. Ultimately, the only quality that counts is in content. Well produced content looks good on any TV. I leave you now with a fine example of quality TV production.”

Jul 252012
 

Remember the Flowbee? It was a personal haircutting “system” that attached to your vacuum cleaner. At a cost of $50, the Flowbee became a late night TV joke 20 plus years ago. What idiot would vacuum his hair?

Well, this idiot, for one. Yeah, go ahead and laugh. People have been laughing at me for over 20 years. Let me put it to you this way: One haircut a month. $20 a haircut. $5,000 in my pocket. Believe me, I’m laughing, too…

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Apr 182012
 

I’ve been reading articles recently that say that anywhere fro 30-80% of North Americans believe in global warming. Now, it strikes me that the vastly different estimates are far less interesting than the fact that they’re measuring “belief”. Is this like a monster under the bed sort of thing? If we don’t believe in global warming then it’ll go away?

Or is it more like a Santa Claus thing? Like making up a story to coerce “nice” behavior out of certain people?

Or is it more like a monster under the bed thing? If we don’t believe in global warming, and it’ll go away? Or it won’t. Or is it a marketing drive that relies on large consumer support?

Maybe it’s a Tinker Bell thing: clap for global warming and it will be true.

Is global warming a religion that depends on the faithful to thrive?

I don’t get it. Global warming is either real or it isn’t real, right? There’s plenty of evidence, right? Well, maybe not. But you gotta believe!

Now we have Mothers Against Climate Change – that’s right, People Against Weather. Try as I do, I can’t find any substance in their call for “action”. They want me to protest and to “send a message” and to “care for our children’s’ future”, but how does any of that change the weather?

I mean it; show me some cause and effect here. When I was a kid, Mister Wizard proved science to us every week on TV. It’s not enough to be against weather. Show me how you’re going to control it.

I think People Against Weather have a good cause – I really do. Rain can absolutely ruin a good weekend. And have you ever slipped into a car and your a.c. is on the blink and you’re in the middle of a heat wave? Don’t even think about touching the steering wheel! And snow – Vancouver didn’t get any during the Olympics, but got plenty of it the years before and after. Weather is a real bummer some times.

So yeah, maybe every summer I’ll believe in global warming, and every winter I won’t. But you People Against Weather, I’d stop tilting at windmills if I were you.